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rogueshenanigans:

tavros-hot-butt:

frickingloki:

i just realized terezi is wearing crocs with socks

oh dear lord

NO BABY NOOO

What if it’s just the converse with the two holes in the side?

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TIME AGAIN: CUSTOM HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!

corgay:

THANKS FOR 600 FOLLOWERS!!!

reusing the pictures from last time because i’m a lazy piece of shit

Again, shirts of your desire, prprrprpprrprr

RULES:

3 reblogs and 1 like.

We can discuss shipping, otherwise i’m picking the cheapest shit

you don’t have to follow me but if you do we can be friends and i can touch your face and breakdown crying because of our beautiful internet connection

951 notes

TIME AGAIN: CUSTOM HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!

corgay:

THANKS FOR 600 FOLLOWERS!!!

reusing the pictures from last time because i’m a lazy piece of shit

Again, shirts of your desire, prprrprpprrprr

RULES:

3 reblogs and 1 like.

We can discuss shipping, otherwise i’m picking the cheapest shit

you don’t have to follow me but if you do we can be friends and i can touch your face and breakdown crying because of our beautiful internet connection

951 notes

TIME AGAIN: CUSTOM HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!

corgay:

THANKS FOR 600 FOLLOWERS!!!

reusing the pictures from last time because i’m a lazy piece of shit

Again, shirts of your desire, prprrprpprrprr

RULES:

3 reblogs and 1 like.

We can discuss shipping, otherwise i’m picking the cheapest shit

you don’t have to follow me but if you do we can be friends and i can touch your face and breakdown crying because of our beautiful internet connection

951 notes

jiontwings:


HeY dAd I mIsSeD yOu So MuCh ReMeMbEr KaRkAt? 
I gAvE hIm FaYgO lIkE wEeKs AgO bUt kArBrO DiDn’T lIkE iT mUcH aNd He YeLlEd AlOt Of LoNg WoRdS

hE aLsO gOt ReAl AnGry WhEn I DoN’t KnOw WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk TrOlLiAn Is AnD    hE gOt MoRe MaD iT wAs FuNnY



bUt He ShOwEd Me WhAt It Is ThOuGh AnD sHoWeD mE ThIs BrO cAlLeD aDiOuSoMeThInG
i ThInK i MaDe A nEw FrIeNd :o)
WhAt HaPpEnEd To My HaIr? :o0

KarKaT sAiD iT’lL gEt HaIrBuGs So He CutTeD iT
dAd WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG

this is me stretching your dash again uvu

jiontwings:

HeY dAd I mIsSeD yOu So MuCh ReMeMbEr KaRkAt? 

I gAvE hIm FaYgO lIkE wEeKs AgO bUt kArBrO DiDn’T lIkE iT mUcH aNd He YeLlEd AlOt Of LoNg WoRdS

hE aLsO gOt ReAl AnGry WhEn I DoN’t KnOw WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk TrOlLiAn Is AnD    hE gOt MoRe MaD iT wAs FuNnY

bUt He ShOwEd Me WhAt It Is ThOuGh AnD sHoWeD mE ThIs BrO cAlLeD aDiOuSoMeThInG

i ThInK i MaDe A nEw FrIeNd :o)

WhAt HaPpEnEd To My HaIr? :o0

KarKaT sAiD iT’lL gEt HaIrBuGs So He CutTeD iT

dAd WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG

this is me stretching your dash again uvu

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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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madkips:

cannibal-loki:

superyuui:


Tray up, bitch!

oh my actual

Oh, goodness!

pitty-patty us on the ground

madkips:

cannibal-loki:

superyuui:

Tray up, bitch!

oh my actual

Oh, goodness!

pitty-patty us on the ground

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captainhufflepuff:

This is my mom.
We were testing out a new mascara I bought by accident the other day( when am I ever gonna wear bright blue mascara ) and she put it on and said ‘I still look like a man.’
What.
She’s convinced she’s ugly. That she looks like a man. No matter what I said, she refuses to believe she’s beautiful or pretty in any way.
She’s one of the strongest, most beautiful women I have ever known, she is always there for me and has the brightest sense of humor. An infinite well of kindness and generosity and a smorgasbord of intelligence. I beg you, Tumblr, comment on this, reblog, like it, whatever. Tell my mother the honest truth- that she is gorgeous.

captainhufflepuff:

This is my mom.

We were testing out a new mascara I bought by accident the other day( when am I ever gonna wear bright blue mascara ) and she put it on and said ‘I still look like a man.’

What.

She’s convinced she’s ugly. That she looks like a man. No matter what I said, she refuses to believe she’s beautiful or pretty in any way.

She’s one of the strongest, most beautiful women I have ever known, she is always there for me and has the brightest sense of humor. An infinite well of kindness and generosity and a smorgasbord of intelligence. I beg you, Tumblr, comment on this, reblog, like it, whatever. Tell my mother the honest truth- that she is gorgeous.

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elasticitymudflap:

I like to think that a subjugglator’s hair is like a symbol of their pride and they grow it long and that maybe Gamzee’s hair is considered very short by standard.

elasticitymudflap:

I like to think that a subjugglator’s hair is like a symbol of their pride and they grow it long and that maybe Gamzee’s hair is considered very short by standard.

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awrugro:

I drew a newer/cleaner version of this in English for the anon who asked for an English version a month ago or so? Sorry for taking so long orz

This has the same info in it as before except for one extra point.

Anyways, again, these are all self-observed notes! I don’t study art or whatever! And I highly suggest you look at different pictures of faces and practice this to have a better understanding.

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jiontwings:

yummytomatoes is an inspiration
uh huh

jiontwings:

yummytomatoes is an inspiration

uh huh

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